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Speaking of being drunk… my cousin gets married in August, which means there will be tons of family there. Some that I don’t want to see, some that I do. Obviously, since I have no say of who gets an invitation, guess who’s going to be drunk that whole weekend?! That’s right…me! Why waste the opportunity to drink a bunch of free liquor? 

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rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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