Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Speaking of being drunk… my cousin gets married in August, which means there will be tons of family there. Some that I don’t want to see, some that I do. Obviously, since I have no say of who gets an invitation, guess who’s going to be drunk that whole weekend?! That’s right…me! Why waste the opportunity to drink a bunch of free liquor?
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
I’m a little too drunk for this family Easter dinner
I wish I was a little drunk for the Easter dinner
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
Done putting effort towards people who don’t give me the same in return.
anon asked: Cats or Dogs
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH